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Originally Posted by Legion
Nicely put...Ireland is years behind and will continue to be until eircom are put in thier place.
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yes Eircom and all its fledgling hanger on so called competitors who gain from this bottle neck that the government aid abets and promotes
this link explains some of my attitude on this
http://www.irishisptest.com/forum/t2...interview.html
Saw yesterday that EU will allow the government to allow a
special €170 million to be spent for BB in rural Ireland
Great spondulics if that meant that all Irish could receive a decent affordable BB service
In your dreams
Those Telecoms got it all spoken for
and there will always be some reason why the vast majority will not receive it until another 170m is spent and so on and so on. and so ........
So it seems to me that the Pat Kenny RTE show last week was a publicity ploy by Eircom to lay out the grand rip off scheme promises of services in the future
So what is the headlines in 2008 goona say
OOPS sorry the new encumbriants that bought Eircom ran off with the treasure trove of their share of the €170 million
spoils of war
life's is a bitch
sorry the remaining carcass rotting on the plains of bog fields of Ireland
ex telecom Eicom
has'snt any spondulics left to connect you to your
slooooow band 2mb
contention ratio 40:1
at €30 per month
not forgetting line rental €24.18 per month
so if your in stickville the bog lane lost county
life's is a bitch
hope you got our wish you were here postcard we telecoms are enjoying 100mb broadband on this here Caribbean beach with our XXXXX beer in the sun
The company is great includes the brigade that got your face ripped with the Eircom share sales what ahoot that was and we got lots of war stories to swop and future plans to hatch and bake
and OH all you offline and slow-band whiners can all sod off
life's is a bitch
the winner takes it all
and the cannon fodder get eaten every few years
when we figure out a new way to get you in our nets or better slow band profitable rip off internets
ahh this is tooo much.....
Whats that you say Comreg
why Eircom and BT can drive a bus through that with impunity
and they cant do naf never mind the other hanger on competitors in this here conopoly
(conoply is where a large group of competitors seem to end up charging the same prices so its a cooperative monopoly conoply Irish style
evidence several years where all competitors in Telecoms charge €24.18 per month for line rental says conoply conoply and Comreg did squat about it)
So much so we rip off telecoms even made a new national anthem of the Irish telecoms
and it goes like this
baker baker
choo choo we got us here a conopoly cake a cooking
baker backer come on in and join the conopoly cake
choo choo this telecom rip of train is a coming down your telco line
clicky clicky clack hear those Euro's a rolling in
come on we got us here a conoply cake a cooking choo chooo
hey there little micro telco slip in there that back door
we got us a big cake that needs a serious dividing
and join this here conopoly cake's that a cooking
choo choo hear those Euro's a rolling in
Hey there a comreg in the sky and one up front big telco
choo choo clickty clack hear those Euro's a rolling in
don't worry big brother got old Comreg under control
choo choo hear those Euro's a rolling in
stole Comreg legal dentures choo choo
now they got legal suckers suckers get it
choo choo hear those Euro's a rolling in
this conopoly is a cooking is a cooking
chooo chooo
and nothing gonna stop this here a conolpoly
a cooking along so go eat our sloooow band fumes
choo choo hear those Euro's a rolling in
listen up all you telco's the target is Cayman Islands
were a making a landing hot and heavy
choo choo hear those Euro's a rolling in
our conoply cake full to the brim with booty
choo choooo hear those Euro's a rolling in
lifes is a bitch
choo choo
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